My Training is Going Great!

I just wanted to keep the team up to date on my training efforts. Last night, I went to the corner nutritional store and bought a 6 pack of Bells Winter Ale and a 12 of Labbatt. After 6 good meal replacements it doesn't matter what the rest taste like. Upon returning home with my training implements, I made my way to the neighbors house where he had a fire blazing. I then decided to take out the Bells first. Boy did they go down easy. I was truely in top form. Then I started on the Labbatt. I managed to beat up the 12 pack well into the night. There were a few soldiers left by 3 am but I managed to stumble home without losing a single boot, glove, or any other article of clothing. My morning constitutional smelled a little like rotten eggs, but I still made an omelette for breakfast. A little bacon as well. I'm going to have a rest day today but tomorrow I'll be back at it. At this rate, I'll be in the best shape of my life by Barry-Roubaix.